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Captain Dan
10-17-2006, 07:08 PM
:D
Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender -- French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers -- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals -- John Kerry 11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton 12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

The_Man
10-17-2006, 08:45 PM
Wow, looks like Ted is cutting back a bit.

nelson
10-18-2006, 10:40 PM
ROFL!!
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
Poor Al Gore. How many times do you have to invent an Internet before people start noticing?

DesertSon
10-19-2006, 11:57 AM
You forgot they have to parade some Katrina victims out and tell us how Bush refused to help New Orleans too.

"shazbat"
10-25-2006, 02:04 PM
Ugh!, this stew's not to my liking.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

Brewski
10-27-2006, 12:02 PM
OMG...... KICK ASS!!!!
I'm SOOOOO printing that off.

Teiwaz
11-03-2006, 12:37 AM
Pretty funny. Clever too. Controversial sure. Fair? Maybe not. But bloody funny.