PDA

View Full Version : World War Iii In The Planning Stages


MYCAR47562
12-09-2009, 11:06 AM
President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

Bush says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Cheney says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'


Cheney turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.

synseer
12-09-2009, 11:17 AM
Hahahaha....that's funny!

Remphoto
12-09-2009, 12:17 PM
Funny. Because it has an element of truth.

TaxmanHog
03-24-2010, 08:38 PM
Funny, the Google spider is interested in this, with the holiday season upon us I have a hunch, that Hillary & the O are setting up to jump ship on Israel as it is about to be tested.

right$pecial
03-24-2010, 09:09 PM
Yep, the joke was originally Hitler and Gobbles were in a bar and talking about killing all the jews and seven ballerinas. I much prefer it your way, Mycar.

MYCAR47562
03-25-2010, 07:31 AM
Lol Even Funnier The Second Time Lol