HoldHard
02-05-2010, 09:46 AM
I can picture the interview now.
"Mr. President, thank you for this unique opportunity to interview you during what my staff calls, "the super bowl." As I mentioned in my letter to you that apparently was intercepted by the Secret Service and then turned over to your wife, this interview is a pants optional.
Because I'm a "hard hitting journalist" I must insist on no pants. Before we begin, can I offer you some kool-aid? I've been drinking this for nearly two years since you burst into our lives to save us from ourselves. Its wonderful. Now (slurp) Mr. President, may I call Jesus? No? Ok.
Mr. President, would you say your'e the greatest President of all time? (More slurping). Or will be within 6 months? Ok. Next hard hitting question. What is your favorite color? Mine is Blue, your's is Blue to? OMG! Its like we are made for each other.
I know you get asked this alot by Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews, but can I have your baby? Well it appears our time is up. I'm going to have this dress preserved for all time next to my personalized Bill Clinton cigar. Thank you Mr. President for your time. Back to you like minded hard hitting journalist sports guy!"
Looks like the CBS channel will be off on Sunday during this historic moment...
HH
"Mr. President, thank you for this unique opportunity to interview you during what my staff calls, "the super bowl." As I mentioned in my letter to you that apparently was intercepted by the Secret Service and then turned over to your wife, this interview is a pants optional.
Because I'm a "hard hitting journalist" I must insist on no pants. Before we begin, can I offer you some kool-aid? I've been drinking this for nearly two years since you burst into our lives to save us from ourselves. Its wonderful. Now (slurp) Mr. President, may I call Jesus? No? Ok.
Mr. President, would you say your'e the greatest President of all time? (More slurping). Or will be within 6 months? Ok. Next hard hitting question. What is your favorite color? Mine is Blue, your's is Blue to? OMG! Its like we are made for each other.
I know you get asked this alot by Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews, but can I have your baby? Well it appears our time is up. I'm going to have this dress preserved for all time next to my personalized Bill Clinton cigar. Thank you Mr. President for your time. Back to you like minded hard hitting journalist sports guy!"
Looks like the CBS channel will be off on Sunday during this historic moment...
HH