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[cajun]

LETTER FROM A LAW STUDENT
By Neal Boortz @ March 5, 2009 12:49 PM Permalink | Comments (38) | TrackBacks (0)
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters,

We've stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know that we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and just will not ever agree on what's right. So let's just end it right now while we can do it on friendly terms. We can smile, shake hands, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and each go our own way.

So here's a model separation agreement.

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land m**** each taking a portion. That's going to be the difficult part, but I'm sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate taste. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can have those. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. And since you hate guns and you hate war, we'll take the firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. But you are going to be responsible for finding a biodiesel vehicle big enough to haul them around.

We'll keep the capitalism, the greedy corporations, the pharmaceutical companies; we will keep Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have the homeless, the homeboys, the hippies and illegal aliens. We will keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, the greedy CEOS and all of the rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and we'll let you have NBC and Hollywood.

You can be nice to Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer anybody that threatens us. You can have the peaceniks and the war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we will provide them with security. You won't have to worry about it. We will keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley Maclaine. You can also have the UN, but we will no longer pay the bill.

We will keep the SUVs, the pickup trucks and the oversize luxury cars. You can have the compacts, the subcompacts and every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everybody healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors. We will continue to believe that healthcare is a privilege and not a right. We will keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and the national anthem, and I am sure you will be happy to substitute in their place "Imagine." I'd like to teach the world to sing "Kumbaya" or "We are the world." We will practice trickle-down economics and you can give trickle-up poverty your best shot. And since it so offends you, we will keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots. And if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the friendly spirit of parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in about 15 years.

Sincerely,

[right$pecial]

This was actually written at least a week ago. I ran across it somewhere else on a liberalish forum and they where all for it because they think we're the ones destroying the country.

[gtrman66]

Well written. So when do we start?

[Jeb]

Please, please, please! Oh God let it happen! Jeb

[Remphoto]

Please, please, please! Oh God let it happen! Jeb

AMEN!

[The G]

The dribble is posted all over

http://www.google.com/search?q=Dear+American+liberals%2C+leftists%2C+soc ial+progressives%2C+socialists%2C+Marxists+and+Oba ma+supporters%2C&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[Remphoto]

Who cares where it is posted! Listen to what it says. Obviously it will never happen but it certainly spells out the differences in the two Americas in a tongue-in-cheek way that even a Liberal should be able to understand.:)

[The G]

Its crap from the right. you guys had your turn and look at the mess you made.

We're in charge now get over it. :)

[Remphoto]

Its crap from the right. you guys had your turn and look at the mess you made.

We're in charge now get over it. :)

Get used to hearing it my friend. We will never concede to the direction BO is taking us. We'll kick, scream, badger and drive the libs nuts if necessary (not hard to do). And as we have often debated your guys' fingerprints are all over the current problems.:)

[The G]

won't drive me nuts I just chuckle and click the mouse.

[Jeb]

Actually it does get to you G! Anyone can see that you try and hide it by hitting that roly fellow, but it really down deep gets to you that there are people that can live their life with out having some one term activist who has to have a monitor to speak his mind, run their life. In fact it is kind of sad that you guys can't make it with out the collective hive telling you how to live from cradle to grave and womb to the tomb! The truth is, what your marxist friends are doing by telling the world our secrets will result in another 911. We will need those undercover resources that are being outed right now by memos on ABC. You guys have no clue how those of us in Law Enforcement and Special Ops keep this nation safe. No clue at all. We believe in the individual not the big Teet of government! That really bothers you...freedom from government! You go ahead...chuckle and click your mouse till the shit hits the fan again and we have to go kill a few 100,000 terrorist again. Jeb

[Remphoto]

Good post Jeb. I especially find it hard to understand why union people want someone else to negotiate their pay and be a buffer. People should want to control their lives rather than turn it over to the government or union.

[Jeb]

When I needed extra money to pay for my doctor bills from having the big C I worked on weekends as a Private Investigator and during the week as a PO PO! I just was raised that you dig down deep you don't ask others to pay your bills! Old Fashioned I guess.! Jeb

[The G]

Good post Jeb. I especially find it hard to understand why union people want someone else to negotiate their pay and be a buffer. People should want to control their lives rather than turn it over to the government or union.Theses are some of the buzz lines management uses during Union drives, it not the truth or hows it done, I've been there and done that. :)

When one guys ask for a raise from management they call tell him to piss off , when we all ask for a raise its a whole different story. :gun:

Rem ask Mycar if he gets to his videos and work yet. :rofl

[MYCAR47562]

I Was Still In Flordia When You Said That Now How Might I Help You?

[The G]

The smiley fellow is used let other posters know I wasn't being mean with a post. Some time meaning is lost over the Internet.

[The G]

I Was Still In Flordia When You Said That Now How Might I Help You?

Did your union rep get your access to youtube video fixed ? :rofl

[MYCAR47562]

He Said He Couldn't Something About The Last Time He Did Was Out A Truck Company And They Never Work Now

[The G]

He Said He Couldn't Something About The Last Time He Did Was Out A Truck Company And They Never Work Now

I could get it fixed.

[MYCAR47562]

Go Ahead Give My It Guy's A Call Bet They Don't Answer

[The G]

You're not union :rofl

[MYCAR47562]

Lol Just Catch That?

[Remphoto]

Theses are some of the buzz lines management uses during Union drives, it not the truth or hows it done, I've been there and done that. :)

When one guys ask for a raise from management they call tell him to piss off , when we all ask for a raise its a whole different story. :gun:

Rem ask Mycar if he gets to his videos and work yet. :rofl

One person doing a GOOD job and Adding VALUE for his employer can negotiate much better and more equitably than a group of unmotivated people who use strikes and intimidation as their tools of the trade. If I have a problem with my boss (or vice versa) I want to talk directly with him -- not have some third party jump in. I just don't understand the union mindset, sorry.:)

[The G]

yep the old "third party" , right out of the old "you don't need union" text book. :)

[MYCAR47562]

yep the old "third party" , right out of the old "you don't need union" text book. :)

HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAIN IT?

[The G]

That one was for Rem, he knows where I'm coming from. :D

[MYCAR47562]

And Id Like To

[The G]

Dear Conservatives, Rightists, Regressives, Fascists, Nazis and Bush Supporters,


Thank you so much for bringing up the divorce our side has been asking about for the last eight years. You’re a little late trying to do this on friendly terms, but we are feeling a bit more magnanimous than we have been for the past few years. You caught us at a good time. But, if you don’t mind, lets please expedite this process as we are trying speed up our metaphorical cruise, and we’ll move a lot faster without our metaphorical anchor.

So, here’s a counter offer:

Your side has about 20% to 25% of the population, so that’s what you should have in landmass. Should be contiguous for obvious reasons, but we’ll work that part out later as there will be some people upset no matter where we put you. (The south does come to mind for ease of logistics.) We will be glad to take the liberal judges and the ACLU along with the Constitution they understand and defend. (You do kind of fuck it up, just like you do with the Bible when you read it, so it’s better off in our hands.) We will also be glad to take Michael Moore, Oprah and Rosie O’Donnell, Hollywood and NBC. And please, take the greedy CEO’s, Palin, rednecks, all bigots and if don’t mind, right wing radio with you. Well, all propaganda if that's okay. Plus, yes, we’ll take all religions, but would prefer if you take the theocrats of all stripes. Cool?

Good.

Now here’s where it gets tricky. See, we both need cops and military. We will let you have a military, but you will have to build your own. We started this country don’t forget, along with ending slavery, child labor and Jim Crow. We ended the Great Depression, won WWII, gave women the vote and gave the world all the great comedians. You fought to keep all the bad ideas and gave us Bush; so we’ll use our upper hand even if you do mind. Now, on to the cops. Again, both sides need cops, but you can have the ones you are so quick to defend after they shoot or beat someone that hadn’t done anything wrong.

Great, let’s start today.


Sincerely,

Someone who is not going to lie about being a law student.

[MYCAR47562]

Obama Had 52.9 Mccain Had 45.9

[MYCAR47562]

once again how is it that a party that is all about goverment control keeps being pushed to the right? or are yall refusing to agree that your theroy's are similar?

[The G]

Obama Had 52.9 Mccain Had 45.9

I think he is talking about the percentage of the population.

[The G]

once again how is it that a party that is all about goverment control keeps being pushed to the right? or are yall refusing to agree that your theroy's are similar?
That is not the case

[The G]

Come on that write up is a good find. :D

[MYCAR47562]

it is a goo find but the nazi's were liberal's with a side of hating jews

[The G]

not even close.

[Remphoto]

Come on that write up is a good find. :D

Good find? It is dead wrong about a number of things as MyCar poiinted out. Also, since when was slavery ended by the Libs? Lincoln was a Republican (maybe someone ought to educate BO who thinks he is Lincoln incarnated). This is just a weak attempt by some clueless, imbecile to try to spin an excellent article.

[The G]

I'll give you Lincoln seeing he was president, I couldn't break it down by party because it wasn't defined like it is today. And we know how president get credit be it good or bad for things done during his term.

[The G]

Obama Had 52.9 Mccain Had 45.9

Thats the percentage of those who voted.

[MYCAR47562]

Thats the percentage of those who voted.

yep... what you think it was?

[Remphoto]

I believe there was a higher percentage of "silent majority" republicans who didn't vote than Dems. That's because the Dems had a better get out the vote system having registered people living in cardboard boxes and running people through the polls multiple times. Just check out ACORN's role in that here in Ohio during the primaries.

[MYCAR47562]

I believe there was a higher percentage of "silent majority" republicans who didn't vote than Dems. That's because the Dems had a better get out the vote system having registered people living in cardboard boxes and running people through the polls multiple times. Just check out ACORN's role in that here in Ohio during the primaries.

but acorn is awesome